Green Eggs and Hamlet

For Dr Seuss fans - just found this on the internet (unknwn author):

Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself ot take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to drea, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.

Other funnies that are definitely worth looking at:

Alternative ending for Hamlet in the style of Scooby Doo - http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/May/scoobyham.html
Skinhead Hamlet (by Richard Curtis) - http://sub-zero.mit.edu/bakunin/hamlet.html
(NB - Skinhead Hamlet comes with a bad language warning...)

Mr Snapper